"Remind you of someone?"
I love this!
Booty got me like
How much did the world cost Dr. horrible?
Just a penny.
Parents: *casually mention the word horse in conversation*
Me: Did someone say horse. DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY HORSE?
Parents: What? Oh god not this again...
Me: *puts on cowboy hat*
Parents: why even....
Me: BAD HORSE BAD HORSE BAD HORSE BAD HORSE
HE RIDES ACROSS THE NATION, A THOROUGHBRED OF SIN
HE RECIEVED THE APPLICATION THAT YOU JUST SENT IN
Parents: why does this keep happening
IT NEEDS EVALUATION, SO LET THE GAMES BEGINNNN
A HEINOUS CRIME, A SHOW OF FORCE, A MURDER WOULD BE NICE OF COURSE
Parents: How do you even remember all of this
Me: BAD HORSE BAD HORSE BAD HORSE HE'S BAD
THE EVIL LEAGUE OF EVIL IS WATCHING SO BEWARE
THE GRADE THAT YOU RECEIVE WILL BE YOUR LAST, WE SWEAR
SO MAKE THE BAD HORSE GLEEFUL, OR HE'LL MAKE YOU HIS MARE~
Parents: what does that even mean.
Me: SO SADDLE UP, THERE'S NO RECOURSE
IT'S HI-HO-SILVER, SIGNED BAD HORSE
Me: *rides off into the sunset*